Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Blood and glitter go together right?
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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