somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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