Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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