need another drink. this is the easiest way
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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