singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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