what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize