I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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