hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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