Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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