all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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