im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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