I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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