He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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