google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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