I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Congratulations! We have a period
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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