Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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