Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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