Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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