My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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