I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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