well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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