tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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