3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
