So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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