I don't usually arrange sex via text message
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
How external is "for external use only"?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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