Are we in a gay sports bar?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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