Me too!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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