Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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