So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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