I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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