my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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