I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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