All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
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I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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