I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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