Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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