I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
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I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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