at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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