I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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