I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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