And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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