What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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