You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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