She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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