I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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