Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
its not stalking. its research.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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