Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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