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• (313): View more from Michigan

  You really coming over, don't trick.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  FIrst one done

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  How did it go?

  (440): View more from Ohio

  I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.

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• (631): View more from New York

  You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.

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• (760): View more from California

  I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"

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