In America we eat man semen.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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