nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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