I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
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He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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