if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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