I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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