Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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